Welcome oh great valued Visitor
Welcome to Ancient Geekery, your prime destination for a unique fusion of antiquity and tech. As an ancient geek with a wealth of web development and technical expertise, I traverse the fascinating intersection of age-old wisdom and contemporary innovation. My journey in the tech realm spans decades, translating ancient methods to the digital age, and offering unique insights that truly stand the test of time. On this platform, you’ll find thought-provoking content that pays homage to the classical foundations of knowledge, while exploring the most cutting-edge developments in technology. Whether it’s decoding the mysteries of JavaScript like a Roman cryptographer, or building a website as if laying stones for a Greek temple, Ancient Geekery serves as your bridge from the past to the digital future. Join me as we embark on this exciting journey, unravelling the threads of history and technology together.
Elementor Alchemists
In the hallowed halls of The Ancient Geekery, we wear the mantle of Elementor Alchemists with pride. We don’t just use Elementor; we coax it into a jubilant jig, prompting it to croon tunes of digital creation! It’s akin to leading a bard to a tavern and watching as the atmosphere transmutes from mundane to magical.
Our sister guild, Grass Media Web Design, wields Elementor as a master swordsmith would his hammer, forging resplendent websites for patrons far and wide. But at The Ancient Geekery, we prefer a different approach. We channel our hard-won wisdom and expertise to conjure up Elementor solutions of a different nature.
From unearthing and fixing elusive glitches that hide like shy pixies in your website framework, to dispensing wisdom about lesser-known Elementor secrets akin to a sage sharing age-old legends, we have you covered. We even craft enlightening training courses and tutorials, designed to illuminate the path of any curious wanderer seeking to conquer the Elementor landscape.
Beyond the realm of facts and figures, we endeavour to build a warm, welcoming tavern where passionate creators, inquisitive novices, and seasoned experts can come together, share a digital ale, and expand their Elementor knowledge.
At The Ancient Geekery, our ultimate goal is to guide you on a transformative journey from being a mere observer of the magical world of Elementor to becoming an active participant in its creation. So, pull up a chair, unsheathe your curiosity, and join us as we dance to the enchanting tune of Elementor.
Hire the Ancient Geek
In 1984, a crack tech unit was sent to prison by a kangaroo court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security gaol to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as coders of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him….maybe you can hire The Ancient Geek.
The Ancient Geek in a nutshell
- Motivations: Making things work together that were never meant to, mending broken stuff & digital alchemy.
- Age: Old but, nobody really knows his true years.
- Location: North-East Kent, England.
- Experiences: Electronic alchemy, international services marketing, business consultancy, electronic publishing, technical training, course development, sales training, more business consultancy, small business mentoring, creating websites, digital marketing and SEO.
- First website made: August 1996
- First website made for a paying client: 2008
- Last website made for a paying client: Today.
- Started using WordPress: 2012
- Started using Elementor: 2017
- Two things you never knew about The Ancient Geek: During the 1990’s he thought he was a DJ and, briefly, in 2007 thought he was a music PR mogul. Both proved not to be the case.
Can I hire The Ancient Geek?
Every man has his price, try me.
Red flags in "Friends"
- Always quick to put down your wins
- They can’t remember anything you told them the last time you met
- They invade your space
- You feel relieved when they leave
- They would rather be judgemental when you open-up about your problems
- They make you feel uneasy
- You have to tread on eggshells around them
- They’re dismissive of your goals & aspirations