The Chronicles of Platitude, biscuits, Bureaucracy & Badgers
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Dedicated to my friend and neighbour Lisa “Foxy” Noel
“A cunning fox isn’t born knowing which henhouse has the worst security system—that’s why they call it a ‘trial and terror’ approach.”
With great thanks to the late, great, epic, awesome Sir Terry Pratchett for the inspiration.
“You can’t build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I’m not writing ‘The A-Team’ – if there’s a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.”
